Hello Humans, (Hardcover)

<strong>The galaxy watches. Earth's totally winging it.</strong><p></p><p>Humanity is about to receive an invitation to the cosmic party-assuming we don't blow ourselves up first.</p><p></p><p>The Intergalactic Committee has placed Earth under official review for galactic membership. It's mostly procedural. Probably. Except humans are disappearing.</p><p></p><p>The Greys deny involvement. The Reptilians blame space terrorists. Robonkey cyborgs are promoting suspicious agricultural initiatives that may or may not involve turning Earth into a nut farm. Meanwhile, the Committee remains buried under celestial bylaws and guidelines for "peaceful negotiations." To them, kicking someone's ass is about as strategic as kicking a wall in flip-flops.</p><p></p><p>Told through interlocking stories spanning decades, species, and wildly different agendas, <em>Hello Humans</em> follows ambassadors, conspiracy theorists, alien bureaucrats, rival factions, highly opinionated space cats, and one profoundly unqualified stoner-each uncovering another piece of a much larger problem.</p><p></p><p>Because Earth isn't just being observed.</p><p></p><p>It's being evaluated.</p><p></p><p><strong>And if humanity can't prove it belongs, the universe may decide we're not ready for membership after all.</strong></p>

• Hello Humans, (Hardcover)
• Author: Momoko Uno
• ISBN: 9781966799627
• Format: Hardcover
• Publication Date: 2025-12-11
• Page Count: 184